Welcome to Too Sexy For Words. I'm Suzie Quezie, a professional erotica writer. Here you will find some of my sexy stories, plus interviews with sexy people. Here are links to my ebooks on Kindle: Bimbo 1 http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005Z264LW Dirty, Sexy Girls http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004AHKDPG Under Her Thumb http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004XJ4TLA Who's Your Daddy? http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005M4VV2K
Monday, October 31, 2011
I'm not even going to hint at what you'll see here...
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What is it about girls and hot cars?
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Sunday, October 30, 2011
Interview with wildone, Part One
wildone is a North Carolina housewife in her 40s who really knows how to have a good time, and knows how to write about it, too! Part One of her interview follows.
(Note: Don't confuse wildone with Tazw, a great British slut we're also interviewing. I run the interviews as I get the answers.)
wildone, Part One:
Suzie: Describe your sexual lifestyle.
(Note: Don't confuse wildone with Tazw, a great British slut we're also interviewing. I run the interviews as I get the answers.)
wildone, Part One:
Suzie: Describe your sexual lifestyle.
wildone: We love being adventurous. I know that I can call a number of people and they will be there in minutes if the mood strikes me. I've done that many times with friends we've made over the years and they mostly know each other. They come singly or in groups as I request and always have something new to talk about and try. Hubby loves it when I surprise him with a vid or a story of what we've done. He loves the fact that we can do this, although he is satisfied with me unless there's a group of mixed company at one of our parties. He's an excellent lover but prefers to watch me.
Hubby, on the other hand, likes surprises with his group of people which he adds to all the time. He may come home at any time and lead me to the bedroom and undress me, blindfold me, and lay me on the bed. Sometimes he grabs my furry bonds out of the night stand and ties me naked to the corners of our king-sized bed (which I love) and slips a vibrating egg inside me. Shortly after that I sense others in the room and can tell the overhead light has been turned on so he can see better. Whoever he's invited gathers around and quietly watches as I get hot and gradually go totally insane thrusting the air and writhing all over the bed -- as much as I can with my ankles tied wide apart. Finally I beg for someone to do me in any way they like. At that time they gather around me and one will eat me and two more will lick and suck my nipples. (They are extremely sensitive and if you pay attention to them I'm yours for the night.) The rest are kissing and rubbing my body everywhere. Finally I beg to be fucked and someone will slide into me and I'll rise up to meet them. Someone will be rubbing my clit at the same time and I'll still have two sucking my nipples. I love being the center of attention and feeling everything, everywhere all at once.
I love to tease, and will flash truckers or anyone high up enough to look by unzipping my dress -- yes, I have zippered short dresses for the occasion -- and masturbating with the seat reclined back. I'm basically wearing nothing but stockings and heels, or boots, and sometimes just nothing. If I spy someone interesting, we have made a few rest stop visits following a trucker there after talking to them on the CB. We have one of those so we can listen to the comments. They make me hot and I do myself that much more.
I also love to flash guys in restaurants and bars. I usually dress very businesslike with a short skirt and heels and a blouse, hair perfect and makeup to a tee.
I'll pretend to be engrosed in something and gradually allow my knees to part. I wear stockings for this with no panties. I never shave and stay bare and smooth all the time -- one of the good things about being naturally blonde. I'll reach something and let them go way apart, to get a reaction. Finally they'll figure out I'm doing it on purpose and it has led to some pretty good times.
Hubby will do this with me sometimes and when he does, I insert a vibrating egg inside me or wear a butterfly on my clit. I paid a bunch for one of each with a wireless remote control and of course he has the remote. He uses it at the most inopportune times, when I'm bent over in a store, standing in a checkout line, or talking to a very nice looking salesman. If he turns it on high it'll take my breath for a second and I've gotten some strange looks. One time in a checkout line he left it on and I had as discreet an orgasm as I possibly could except for grabbing a man's arm in front of me. I almost fell off my heels and told him I stumbled. He started watching me closely and followed us to the car. He asked outside and I told him the whole thing. He followed us home.
We love to try new things in public and private and are always looking for new ideas to keep things interesting.
One afternoon I met hubby at the front door wearing nothing but stockings and heels. I forgot to look and he had three friends with him, all barging in the door at the same time. He didn't have anything in mind with them but after that and some comments, well, things kind of went their own way. I ended up on the living room floor on my hands and knees, with one under me in my pussy, the second one behind me in my ass, and the third one kneeling in front of me pushing his cock down my throat. It surprised even hubby, but they thought we had it planned. I'm glad it happened. It was fun and they are on MY list now.
Suzie: Wow! Want to trade bodies for a week or so? By the way, how long have you and your husband been in the lifestyle?
wildone: We've been in the lifestyle for about 15 years. Hubby would talk to me playing out fantasies during foreplay, and would talk to me about how good it would feel if there were people there to help him cover all the bases, so to speak. One eating me, and two sucking my nipples as things progressed, and then all of them fucking me after they turned me on.
He also knows how I am when I drink. I rarely cum, but hover on the edge of cumming forever. It's a wonderful place to be, right on the edge, feeling wonderful and not having it over for a long time. He asked me if I would like to get there and stay there for a long time by having those people do me to get me hot and then having an endless supply of cocks fucking me while I hovered on the cliff of orgasm. I loved the idea, and actually had wet dreams about people endlessly fucking me, over and over, constantly. Only breaking when one came and then feeling the next slide in and start banging me again.
That did it. I had to find out and we joined a swingers club in Charlotte, North Carolina. It has been everything I dreamed of and more. Dances the first evening of each month, dressed very slutty and basically being felt up, fingered, and touched by every man who asked me to dance. Our first time we didn't even get inside before the fun started. I was standing there in short party dress, heels, and crotchless panty hose, next to the security guard that kept the public out, and I felt a hand on the back of my knee. I moved over right beside him and his hand slid up my thigh and found my crotchless panty hose. I was wet even before he got that high, and I stood there next to him, with my legs slightly spread with him rubbing my clit and fingering me. He greeted guests with one hand and kept giving me pleasure with the other. My husband even walked up to me and had a conversation with us both. He even shook my husband's hand while he had two fingers buried deep inside my pussy, fingering away. Hubby never suspected till I told him later.
Now I make reservations for the next month the day we return from that month's fun.
Suzie: Next time, get him to use his night stick. You mention of the SwapSmut site that you and your husband like to cruise looking for sex for you. Tell us what that's like.
wildone: Hubby and I do cruise at night sometimes. We love the nightlife where we live. Charleston is a tourist city and there's lots to do. We have lounges and restaurants that we frequent, mostly for the layout and how the tables are arranged. One has big round tables with a booth type back and I've been felt up behind that table many times, and have done some feeling myself. Others with tables I like to flash the tourists at. There's something to be said for tourists looking for something different on vacation. The roudiest I've been with tourists is with a group of college guys in from Florida. There were two of them when we invited them to the hotel and a total of six showed up two hours later. Hubby laid down the ground rules and everything went well. I had been drinking and had a perfect time to test the "constant cock" theory I talked about earlier. Hubby told them they could play as long as it made me feel good and I wanted it. We drank some more in the room and that was hours and they were all spent by the time they left. I was fine and only remembered part of it. Hubby got a good show, though. I don't worry too much and like for him to be around in group circumstances. He's a retired combat Marine and has no trouble handling himself. He's my safety blanket and I know I can get as crazy as I want and he'll be there.
We also like to go to the XXX-rated movie not far from our house. Sometimes we'll run into someone we know and have a little fun with me in between them. Sometimes we won't see anyone and I'll pick out someone to sit next to. Hubby puts me between them and we politely smile when we sit down. After a few minutes, he starts to unbotton my blouse and undo my bra. (I always wear a front hook bra and no panties to the movie. Usually a skirt, heels, and blouse.)
The next thing is to slide up my skirt. By this time the stranger is really looking hard. Hubby will let him drool for a while and finally catch his eye and give him a nod. From that time on I have two hands on my pussy. One fingering me and one rubbing my clit, with the occasional tweak of my nipples. My skirt looks like a wide belt, and I just lay my head back on the seat and pretend not to notice people walking by looking.
One night hubby stopped for a second and then started up again. It felt different so I opened my eyes and discovered he had put another stranger in his seat and was watching from the seat in front of us. It was pretty empty that night, so I made quite a show of unzipping their pants and gathering both cocks up in my hands to stroke them while he watched. They were really nice, cute, and young, so I gave them both blow jobs before we all left. I have their numbers, too, for my call list.
We try to keep it interesting and adventurous and try most everything we hear, to see how it feels.
I have a Sybian, an assortment of toys, and a fuck machine with an array of attachments. There's nothing like being lubed up and fucked in short spurts at 300 RPM. It drives me insane and it was well worth the cost.
I'm bi, so I enjoy the occasional girl-girl party. We have quite the time, usually in a pile on a comforter on the floor in the livingroom. The long window by the front door adds to the excitement of being seen.
I hope you enjoyed my ramblings. It's gotten my pretty horny. Time to go try on my Sybian.
Suzie: Again, wow! I jerked off just before I got your email, or else I'd be jerking off right now!
Stay tuned for Part Two. I'm sure it'll be a scorcher!
Saturday, October 29, 2011
Wednesday, October 26, 2011
Tuesday, October 25, 2011
Saturday, October 22, 2011
Friday, October 21, 2011
This is one weird chick
And a not-so-secret shopper:
http://www.eroprofile.com/m/videos/view/wearing-ass-plug-in-public-0
http://www.eroprofile.com/m/videos/view/wearing-ass-plug-in-public-0
Thursday, October 20, 2011
Monday, October 17, 2011
Bosnia and Herzegovina
I got a new follower from Bosnia and Herzegovina. I think that's a first.
Enjoy!
Enjoy!
Sunday, October 16, 2011
Saturday, October 15, 2011
Friday, October 14, 2011
We'll get back...
...to the hetero stuff real soon, but for now I would like to let all the military guys serving overseas to know that this sexy M2F crossdresser would love to hook up with anyone returning to South Texas after active duty. And thank goodness don't ask don't tell is over!
If you are interesting in dating and fucking me, I am the blonde on the extreme left in the profile picture.
If you are interesting in dating and fucking me, I am the blonde on the extreme left in the profile picture.
Thursday, October 13, 2011
Again, I apologize...
...for not that much activity on the blog.
Firstly, I was supposed to do another interview with Daisy Train, but she has fallen off the map!
Secondly, I keep surfing for the best porn videos to recommend to you, but I keep running into the same old shit. I'm not just gonna post links to blow job or straight fuck videos, since you guys can find those for yourselves if you are so minded.
Howsomever, let me share a link to a VERY interesting yahoo group:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/brentstheatertails/?yguid=274065643
Firstly, I was supposed to do another interview with Daisy Train, but she has fallen off the map!
Secondly, I keep surfing for the best porn videos to recommend to you, but I keep running into the same old shit. I'm not just gonna post links to blow job or straight fuck videos, since you guys can find those for yourselves if you are so minded.
Howsomever, let me share a link to a VERY interesting yahoo group:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/brentstheatertails/?yguid=274065643
Wednesday, October 12, 2011
Monday, October 10, 2011
Why...
...has this blog been so inactive lately? Because I only want to recommend the most interesting vids to you. You can find the normal blow jobs and fucks easily. I want to show you something different, like the girl fucking the giant cock sculpture.
Friday, October 7, 2011
Wednesday, October 5, 2011
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