Saturday, January 28, 2012

Dang!

I haven't sold a copy of "Dirty, Sexy Girls" yet this month. I always sell at least a couple of copies a month!

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Hey, Barbados!

Welcome. Stay hard. Get laid.

Taz's lifetime fuck and suck total

Taz just wrote to tell me her lifetime total of men and women fucked and sucked is 487, with 483 of that in just the last two years.
She's looking to make that magic 500 mark real soon.

Taz at it again

Suzie: A very horny Taz -- British housewife and slut extraordinaire -- went to her swing club this weekend. Follwoing is her report of the festivities:
 
Taz: I went to my favourite swingers club, The Office in Bristol, this weekend.
My husband and I arrived and soon met and chatted with a couple and several gorgeous single men. Shortly after chatting I went into a room called ‘The Space Room." I love this room as it has a large circular bed with enough room for a dozen people. It's lit in UV and I had a mini-dress which glows.
I jumped on the bed and was soon joined by my hubby and the couple. The woman laid on her back and I knelt over her to lick her tits and pussy whilst her partner got behind me and started to rub and finger my already-wet pussy. The woman was playing with my husbands cock as he played and licked her. We took turns licking her tits and pussy.
I was soon joined by another guy on the bed and realised the rest of the club was in the room watching us. I started sucking the cock of the guy who joined us whilst the girl's partner started to fuck me. I was half on top of the girl as my husband was making her cum and squirt with his fingers and then his tongue. I was now being fucked hard from behind as I was sucking cock. I was cumming several times and squirting, the bed was getting very wet with both us girls squirting. Soon the guy I was sucking came over my tits and just after the guy fucking me came deep inside me. He then made me cum again with his fingers.
We then went back to the bar for a rest but it didn’t take long before my husband and I went to the cinema room. He lay across the seats and I sat on his face. As he was licking me the couple and a few guys came in. The woman started to suck my husbands cock and she was being licked and then fucked by one of the guys. I then started to suck her partner for a bit before he bent me over and started to fuck my pussy inches away from my husband's face. I then started to suck the other guy's cock. I know my hubby was enjoying this as his cock looked really hard and I was so turned on knowing he was watching a cock fuck my pussy close up.
The guy I was sucking was the first to cum and he covered my tits and hair with a huge load. The guy fucking me then turned me over and started to cum over my face and tits just as my husband started to cum over my tits and belly. The guy fucking the other woman then joined me and was wanking his cock over me and he soon came over my belly and pussy. I was covered in lovely, hot cum and when I got up it was dripping everywhere. [Suzie: Oh, my ... ] I gathered a mixture of all the cum and fingered it into my pussy, which took me over the edge, making me scream with a massive orgasm, squirting all over the floor. [Suzie: Oh, double my ... ]
We must have been fucking like that longer than I thought, because it was nearly 4 a.m. and the club was closing soon, I must have been having fun, because time flew by and I was still horny but had to go. Not a bad thing because I am already planning my next outing for this weekend and will be horny well before I get there.
Suzie: I'm horny now, just reading that. Fortunately, I just got some lingerie in the mail this morning, so I can have myself a lovely, little jack-fest while this is still fresh in my mind!

Sunday, January 22, 2012

She's enthusiastic

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Yoo hoo! Returning veterans!

I'll just take this opportunity to repeat my standing offer to men -- or women -- returning from military service in Iraq, Afghanistan or the Somolian seas to South Texas for a whole night of sex however you want me, so that I can show appreciation of your service. And guys, you can bring along your buddies if you want to!

Taz on the prowl

Heard from Taz this week. She is horny as hell and intends to visit her swing club this weekend. She also promises a full report. Stay tuned.

Thursday, January 12, 2012

Girl after my own heart

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Love live sex shows

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For my followers in Finland

Hei, kaverit, pysy kiimainen!

Annikafuks interview, part two

Here's a story Annikafuks has about before she got married. She was one sinful teen, I must say!

One time I went over to swim at my boyfriend's. His parents were away. I took a very small bikini with me that I had never worn. I had cut out the lining so I knew it would show a lot when wet. I got there and he was not home. His older brother and his friend were there and invited me in to wait. They were drinking and offered me a beer. I did not really drink before but took one to look cool. They started taking tequila shots and I did too.

Four beers and three shots later, Tim, my boyfriend's brother, and Steve, his friend, wanted to go for a swim. The phone rang. Tim answered. My boyfriend was not coming home, he was going out with the boys for the night. If I showed up, Tim was to send me home. It was only midafternoon, and I asked if they minded if I stayed for a swim. I took another shot of tequila and went to change. That's when I remembered about my tiny bikini. I was drunk and figured what the hell, I'll show off a bit.

When I put it on and looked at myself I almost chickened out. My nipples were almost visible and the suit was dry. I adjusted the strings and went out. They were already in the pool. I went to the lounger and laid down to catch some sun and build up my courage. Tim yelled for me to get them a couple of beers. I carried them over. When I bent to pass them he grabbed my arm and pulled me in the water. When I came up air I splashed him and swam away. He chased me. Steve caught me and we wrestled. They were both grabbing me. My top untied and my tits slipped out. They stopped and looked. I retied as best I could and said I wanted to get some sun. They apologized and followed. A quick down and I knew I was as good as naked. I dried off and laid down on my stomach.

Tim gave me a beer and another shot to warm up. Steve offered to put lotion on me, Tim too. They rubbed lotion on my back. I undid my top. Their hands felt good. I looked at them. They had hard-ons. Steve started rubbing a leg, then Tim took the other one. As they moved up my leg they both rubbed the inside of my thighs. I spread them a little. Tim undid a sting on my bottom, then the other. He slid my bottoms down between my legs. They were both massaging my ass. I rolled over. They poured more lotion and rubbed everywhere. Their four hands squeezed and massaged my tits. I complained that I was only one naked.

Tim stood to take his suit off. Steve started fingering me. I grabbed Tim's cock and jerked him. He moved it closer to my face. I sucked him. Steve pushed my legs apart and got between them. He rubbed his cock on my cunt and then entered me slowly. He started pumping slowly in and out, then got faster. Tim came and I swallowed. He stood back and watched his friend fuck me. Steve came in me. He got up and Tim took his place. He fucked me hard. I came and soon after I felt him shooting his cum in me.

Steve put his cock in my mouth. I sucked him. Tim suggested going to the hot tub. Steve sat on the edge and I sucked him again, as he wanted me to finish. Tim started fucking me from behind. I came again then Steve did. Tim started pounding his cock into me very hard. He came. I fucked and sucked them till it was time for me to go home.

I broke up with my boyfriend and started spending time with his older brother and friends.

Wednesday, January 11, 2012

Anniafuks interview, part one

We found annikafuks on that excellent website SwapSmut.
Here's how she describes herself:

"Love skinny dipping and sex outdoors. If you get me in a hottub, it won't be long till I'm naked sucking cock.
"I was 14 the first time I sucked a cock. I was a very fun girl till marriage. Then I became a proper lady for almost 20 years. My hair has been every color and combination imaginable. I have weighed as much as 145 pounds and as little as 115 pounds and my boobs have grown from 36B to 36DD.
I enjoy trying new things and love oral sex. Ever since I cheated on my husband I have felt so guilty that I do anything he tells me to do. He also found my old photos and videos I foolishly kept. I mean anything and everything he wants me to do. I am his personal whore. I have come to like being exposed in public and being passed around and fucked by his friends and strangers."

Hot? I should say!

Suzie: Describe your current sexual lifestyle:

Currently I do whatever my husband wants me to do. I was quite a tramp before marriage but was totally faithful once married. He called me the perfect wife: chef in the kitchen, hostess in the living room and whore in the bedroom. I built a reputation of being very conservative and always dressed the part. I taught Sunday school, drove kids to soccer, etc.
My husband has taken photos of me forever. He liked to pretend I was a Playboy model. Unknown to him was that I had photos and videos of me since I was sixteen. My cousin was taking a photography course and talked me into modeling and more for him and his mates.

Then in year nineteen of marriage one of his good friends was over and we all drank too much. My husband fell asleep. I went to the kitchen to get our friend, Bill, and me one more drink. He followed me into the kitchen. Bill put his arm around me and kissed my cheek. He grabbed my tits and said he would like to see them in real life.

I laughed and pushed him away, saying he would just have to dream about them. Then he said, "Well, I will just have to look at them on your computer."
He then surprised me by saying my husband had shown him photos of me naked. My husband had said the photos were only for him and that he would never show them. I gave Bill his drink and said prove it. He said if he did, I would have to show him my tits. We went back to the games room and he sat at the computer. He knew how to get to the files. I did not know how, not being very techy. When he showed me, I was mad. He then opened more and showed me the photos of me sucking and fucking my husband. He then pushed the chair back and said it was my turn to show him.

Stay tuned in! Annikafuks will share a story about her sinful youth in part two.

Sunday, January 1, 2012

Taz "on assignment"



These are responses to a blog follower's suggestion that Taz do a little flashing. She sent a couple of more, but for some reason they came out horizontal.