Saturday, January 28, 2012

Dang!

I haven't sold a copy of "Dirty, Sexy Girls" yet this month. I always sell at least a couple of copies a month!

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Hey, Barbados!

Welcome. Stay hard. Get laid.

Taz's lifetime fuck and suck total

Taz just wrote to tell me her lifetime total of men and women fucked and sucked is 487, with 483 of that in just the last two years.
She's looking to make that magic 500 mark real soon.

Taz at it again

Suzie: A very horny Taz -- British housewife and slut extraordinaire -- went to her swing club this weekend. Follwoing is her report of the festivities:
 
Taz: I went to my favourite swingers club, The Office in Bristol, this weekend.
My husband and I arrived and soon met and chatted with a couple and several gorgeous single men. Shortly after chatting I went into a room called ‘The Space Room." I love this room as it has a large circular bed with enough room for a dozen people. It's lit in UV and I had a mini-dress which glows.
I jumped on the bed and was soon joined by my hubby and the couple. The woman laid on her back and I knelt over her to lick her tits and pussy whilst her partner got behind me and started to rub and finger my already-wet pussy. The woman was playing with my husbands cock as he played and licked her. We took turns licking her tits and pussy.
I was soon joined by another guy on the bed and realised the rest of the club was in the room watching us. I started sucking the cock of the guy who joined us whilst the girl's partner started to fuck me. I was half on top of the girl as my husband was making her cum and squirt with his fingers and then his tongue. I was now being fucked hard from behind as I was sucking cock. I was cumming several times and squirting, the bed was getting very wet with both us girls squirting. Soon the guy I was sucking came over my tits and just after the guy fucking me came deep inside me. He then made me cum again with his fingers.
We then went back to the bar for a rest but it didn’t take long before my husband and I went to the cinema room. He lay across the seats and I sat on his face. As he was licking me the couple and a few guys came in. The woman started to suck my husbands cock and she was being licked and then fucked by one of the guys. I then started to suck her partner for a bit before he bent me over and started to fuck my pussy inches away from my husband's face. I then started to suck the other guy's cock. I know my hubby was enjoying this as his cock looked really hard and I was so turned on knowing he was watching a cock fuck my pussy close up.
The guy I was sucking was the first to cum and he covered my tits and hair with a huge load. The guy fucking me then turned me over and started to cum over my face and tits just as my husband started to cum over my tits and belly. The guy fucking the other woman then joined me and was wanking his cock over me and he soon came over my belly and pussy. I was covered in lovely, hot cum and when I got up it was dripping everywhere. [Suzie: Oh, my ... ] I gathered a mixture of all the cum and fingered it into my pussy, which took me over the edge, making me scream with a massive orgasm, squirting all over the floor. [Suzie: Oh, double my ... ]
We must have been fucking like that longer than I thought, because it was nearly 4 a.m. and the club was closing soon, I must have been having fun, because time flew by and I was still horny but had to go. Not a bad thing because I am already planning my next outing for this weekend and will be horny well before I get there.
Suzie: I'm horny now, just reading that. Fortunately, I just got some lingerie in the mail this morning, so I can have myself a lovely, little jack-fest while this is still fresh in my mind!

Sunday, January 22, 2012

She's enthusiastic

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Yoo hoo! Returning veterans!

I'll just take this opportunity to repeat my standing offer to men -- or women -- returning from military service in Iraq, Afghanistan or the Somolian seas to South Texas for a whole night of sex however you want me, so that I can show appreciation of your service. And guys, you can bring along your buddies if you want to!

Taz on the prowl

Heard from Taz this week. She is horny as hell and intends to visit her swing club this weekend. She also promises a full report. Stay tuned.