Wednesday, April 27, 2011

All dolled up and nowhere to go

Did a new "smoky eyes" makeup scheme yesterday and dressed en femme to see how it went with my look.
Not bad, not bad at all.
Of course, when I dress en femme, I just start getting horny. After months of doing nothing, I decided to do something.
I looked up gay bars on Google. Found one downtown. Called a cab. Went there. Got out. Cab left. Only then did I notice the bar was locked.
Stuck downtown, a man dressed like a hooker. No phone. I walked three blocks to stand on a corner to hail a cab. Just hoping the cops don't stop. Don't need my name placed on any police report for soliciting. Someone at my work WOULD notice.
Stood there an hour. Finally moved up a block and over to the next block where there was a bench beside a park. After a few minutes, noticed there were two cabs parked across the park from me.
Got in a cab. Driver didn't bat an eyelash. In fact, he thought I was one of the transvestites who work across the river in Mexico just getting off work. Maybe I didn't have anything to worry about after all.
Made me want to go to boy's town and check out my sisters. Maybe I will.

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