Saturday, December 31, 2011

Santa's gift to Taz

British slut extraorinaire Taz (pictured above) had one hell of a Christmas Eve! Here is her report of the festivities:

I was feeling really horny on Christmas Eve so I went to "The Office," which is my regular swingers club in Bristol.
I went into the cinema room shortly after arriving. I sat on a seat and put my legs up, spread on the seat in front of me. My husband started to play with my pussy but within seconds I was joined by a group of men and a couple. One guy sat next to me and I got his cock out and started to play with him, another guy got down between my legs and started to lick me. I had another cock in my other hand now and I started to suck one, then the other. I was already getting very close due to the talented tongue of the guy who was licking me. I noticed that the couple were close by and I was surrounded by seven guys with their cocks out.
Before I was about to cum I was turned over and bent over the seat. My husband was below me and to one side sucking on my tits and nipples, three guys now stood in front of me with their hard cocks ready to be sucked, and I took pleasure taking them in turns, rubbing and sucking each at the same time the guy who was licking me started to fuck me from behind. He had a big cock and it really felt good,
I was being banged so hard that I was being thrust onto the cocks in my mouth. I did not realise at first that the guy fucking me had no condom on, but I was enjoying it so much I let him continue. I was so horny and on the verge of cumming with each of his thrusts and I was pushing back hard to get him deeper inside me. I could hardly concentrate on the cocks in my mouth but was doing my best. It was not much longer before the guy fucking me came deep in my pussy. When he withdrew I moved and sat astride my husband's face and told him to lick me clean. I then pushed my cum filled pussy onto his mouth and started to ride on his tongue. I was still sucking cock and was so turned on about the idea of my husband licking another man's cum from my pussy that I was soon cumming and squirting all over his face.
As soon as I stopped squirting the other guys took turns in fucking me. I had two cocks for my mouth and one fucking me, taking me in turn until I was fucked by six of the guys. I lost count of how many times I came. After they all fucked me I asked if they would cover me with their cum, and five agreed, so I lay back across the chairs and they all started to wank over me. All five came in very quick succession, covering my tits, pussy and belly. Next, the couple were in reach, so I started to kiss and play with her tits and pussy as her partner started to fuck me from behind. As I was bent over my husband was beside the girl. I decided that he should play with her pussy whilst I played with her tits and continued to kiss her. My husband was sandwiched between me and the girl. Her husband was giving me a good fuck and I was in heaven; the girl was obviously enjoying my husband as he made her cum at least three times with his fingers.
Next the girl and my husband left the cinema and left just me and her partner together. I am not sure what he was getting up to, but I was now on my back and getting a really good fucking. I was now screaming as I came and was heard in the bar. I ueged the guy to fuck me, grabbing his buttocks and pulling him deeper into me. I wanted him to cum inside me, but he wanted to cover me. I agreed and shortly after he withdrew and started to squirt and squirt. I never knew a man could cum so much or squirt so far; he covered me in more cum than the five guys did earlier. He hit my face and hair, then over my tits and belly, then several more spurts over my open pussy. I was exhausted but still horny, so I collected some of his cum and pushed it into my pussy and started to finger myself until I started to cum and squirt again, just as by husband walked back in and watched.
Although I was still horny I was also knackered, I had been fucking for over four hours. We swapped phone numbers with the couple and are arranging to meet up again in the new year. I can’t wait.

And all Santa brought me was a toaster oven!

Friday, December 30, 2011

Taz will report soon

Received an email from Taz, she fucked seven guys (eight, counting her husband) on Christmas eve -- man, Santa was nice to her! Anyway, she promises to report about the evening soon.
Oh why oh why couldn't I have been born a woman!

She's quite vocal

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This cutie has the right idea

Thursday, December 29, 2011

Contest for Taz suggestion

We received this comment to our post "Contest for Taz":

"How about flashing in a hotel or local shopping centre. xx"

Again, it's up to Taz whether she does this or not, but thanks for the suggestion!

Blonde does a decent self-anal

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Tuesday, December 27, 2011

'Tis the season to be jolly ...

... and buy my ebooks from the Kindle Store!
Deck the halls with great porn stories, tra lalalalalalalala!

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Contest for Taz

Taz, our favorite British slut (forget the British, she's our favorite slut, period!) has suggested I make suggestions for her to act out from time to time.
I thought maybe this would be a chance for the followers of toosexyforwords to get interactive. Do any of you guys have any suggestions for Taz?
Of course, it's up to her whether she wants to follow through on them, but it might be fun to see what y'all come up with.
And be respectful, or I will kill the comment before it's published.

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Taz reports on her latest visit to the swing club ... and sends pix!



I went to The Office, which is my favourite swingers club. I wore a dress which was totally open up the front right up to my tits and small thong and stockings with thigh boots. It was not long before there were lots of single men and couples in the bar area so I decided to go into the cinema room with my husband, and soon after sitting down five guys walked in.
I sat with my feet up on the seat in front and my legs spread wide. I invited all the men to cum and play with me. They soon had their cocks out and my thong off. I had one cock in my mouth and one in each hand. I alternated sucking and wanking all five.
One of the guys was fingering me and the rest were fondling and kissing me all over. The one who was fingering me was doing very well and soon had me squirting; he was then replaced by a guy who started to lick my pussy as I continued sucking on the other cocks. I was close to coming again when I pushed one guy on to a seat and sat astride him. I put a condom on him and started to fuck him whilst still sucking and wanking the others. This went on for some time and when I could tell they were all getting close, I got off the guy I was fucking and laid across the seat on my back with my legs spread and told them all to cum over me.
They all obliged and stood one between my legs, one each side and one over my shoulder. The first came on by belly and pussy, then the one over my shoulder came in my open mouth and over my face and hair, then just as he was stopping the two others came over my tits almost simultaneously. I was covered in cum, at which point my husband, who had been watching, stood between my legs. He was wanking his cock as I fingered some of the other guys' cum into my pussy, then he came all over my pussy and belly, too.
I stood up and was dripping with cum so I decided to have a bit of a break and have a drink.
Afterwards I decided to take my husband into the dungeon and tie him naked to the cross so I could fuck in front of him and tease him. Just as I finished tying him up I was joined by four guys and a couple. I bent over and sucked my husband as a guy with an enormous cock entered me from behind bareback. I don’t normally fuck many guys without a condom unless I know them well, but this cock felt so good I just let him carry on.
He was really filling me and it felt really good. I stopped sucking my husband and stepped back to suck another cock in front of him. The couple were close by and she was being fucked by her partner. I started to rub her ass and legs, at which point her partner moved so I could start playing with her pussy.
After fingering her for a bit I got into a position so I could continue to be fucked by the guy with the big cock as I licked her pussy and wanked another guy. After what seemed like ages I was moved and bent over the horse and the guy with the big cock was still fucking me. Another guy stuck his cock in my mouth and another was wanking his cock near my face. The other woman was bent over the horse next to me and was being fucked by her partner whilst sucking another guy. I was so close with every stroke that that enormous cock made into my pussy that I started to squirt with each thrust. He came soon after this and filled me with hot cum. As he stepped away another guy stood behind me and shot hot cum over my ass and back the guy wanking next to my face shot hot cum over my cheek and neck.
Someone had now untied my husband and he got behind me and started to fuck me as I continued to suck on the cock in front of me. The woman was now playing with my tits, too. My husband was making sure he pushed all the cum he could inside me with his cock. The guy I was sucking then withdrew and shot his cum over my face, at which point the girl grabbed me and gave me a really long French kiss as the cum was dripping off my lips, and then my husband shot an enormous amount of cum deep into my pussy -- it felt like he was pumping cum for ages. I was dripping in cum again. I was so exhausted but satisfied.
I travelled home without my knickers and covered in cum and was turned on again so much that I had to fuck my husband again until we both collapsed with exhaustion.   Luv Taz xxxx

SUZIE'S COMMENT: Wow! I wish I had her lifestyle!

Monday, December 12, 2011

I'll spread my thighs for returning servicemen

Assuming you're bi or gay and want to hook up with a sexy crossdresser and you're in the South Texas area.
Contact me at suziequezie42001@yahoo.com.

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Russia

Russia has emerged as the country with my third-largest contingent of fans, behind the U.S. and the U.K.
If only my ebooks were translated into Russian! I urge my Russian fans to leave comments, telling me what they'd like to see on toosexyforwords; I'd be only too happy to accommodate you.
And here's hoping you get rid of that nasty little man soon.

Thursday, December 8, 2011

Oh, woe is me

I have been using a new laptop for the last couple of weeks now, my old one having almost but not quite given up the ghost.
Fortunately, I had transferred most of my writing onto a thumb drive for backup. Unfortunately, I don't believe the backup included either my new Dominique Duvalier story, nor a couple of stories featuring The Crew. Too bad, too, because the Duvalier story is one of the best humorous pieces of writing I've done, in my own opinion.
But these are my babies and I am determined to rescue them from the old laptop. Stay tuned.

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Pic of Tazw at her local nightclub

Tazw, the subject of one of our superslut interviews (scroll down) has given us permission to use this picture of her at her local nightclub. I only wish it was my local nightclub:

Notice to all overseas service members

I know most of my followers are hetero, but for all the bi and gay service members returning home, here is one sexy CD who intends to show how much she appreciates your service.
If you are coming back to South Texas, contact me at
suziequezie42001@yahoo.com.
You've got more than just a blow job coming!

Hey, Ghana

Welcome to the club. Stay hard.

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Off topic, but important

The banks had a very prfitable year last year, and yet they still won't shake loose of cash to make loans which CREATE JOBS, and they have raised fees to a ridiculous rate, AND ALL THIS AFTER WE BAILED THEIR FUCKING ASSES OUT!
Anyone who does not vote Democratic in the next general election is JUST FUCKING CRAZY!

Under Her Thumb


Under her Thumb contains some of the hottest sex I have ever written, but for some reason is toxic in sales. Do You Believe in Magic?, Dirty, Sexy Girls and Who's Your Daddy? are all selling, so I'm at a loss to explain it.
You can find it here:
US - http://www.amazon.com/dp/B004XJ4TLA
UK - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B004XJ4TLA